Hi, I'm Lucy Jessica Hartley and this is my journal about me. I'm going to tell you all about my life and the stuff that happens in it. I'm even going to tell you secret things that only my best friend Jules knows, or sometimes even that no one except me knows. Okay, so... My life. Worst Thing: When Mum and Dad separated and Dad went to live with Uncle Ken. Secret Wish: To be a proper, real fashion designer. Shhh! Bra Size: Not even telling YOU that! Read the hilarious confessions of almost-teenager Lucy Jessica Hartley as she tries out her makeover magic on the shy new girl at school.