I, Nigel Dorking

Do not under any circumstances read this book. It's the incredibly and extremely private story of Nigel Dorking. Put it down immediately. Do Not Read Beyond This Point. This is the Really Really Extremely Private Story of Nigel Dorking, Incredibly Smart for his IQ, Tall, and Precocious, but Perilously Unhappy.N igel DorkingI s desperate to win his father back. AndG iven he's so smart, far smarter than his horrible stepmother theE vil Babette, surely he won't end upL osing Dad to his new family? If onlyD ad hadn't fallen for her and totally ruined their lives.O bviously having a spastic andR eally retarded brother like Ivan hasn't helped, as they tend not to impress fathers.K nowledge, however, Nigel is certain, will impress Dad.I f he can amaze and dazzle Dad with his interesting facts, Maybe thenN igel's Dad will come home, and then he, Nigel, will have achieved his holy