Dave's Bad Jokes contains 250 of the best jokes from Dave Moore's long running bad jokes segment on his No.1 Today FM morning show, among them:   I just asked my wife: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' She said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'   I just got a bar installed on my roof. So, whenever I have guests, I can say 'drinks are on the house!'   The perfect stocking filler this Christmas!