Ever wondered what on earth your dad is saying? You're not alone. Boring Things Dad Says is the ultimate dad de-coder capturing the mystery, quirks and humour of fatherhood. It's also the best dad de-coder you'll ever buy, helping you quickly translate boring things they say into simple, everyday language. For example… What Dad Says: "Have you done your homework?" What Dad Means: "Please don't ask me how to do long division." Packed with classic dad phrases, eye-roll-worthy dad jokes, and spot-on observations, this laugh-out-loud guide is the perfect funny gift for dads of all shapes and sizes. You'll find chapters on essential subjects such as: · The golf trip · Meeting the boyfriend/girlfriend · The shed · Grandchildren · Christmas Whether you're looking for a funny stocking filler for 'hard to buy for' men or a gag gift for a new dad, Boring Things Dad Says is the perfect present for birthdays, Christmas and Father's Day.