A side-splitting collection of the best verbal bloopers made by sport stars and commentators Reporter: "Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?" Shaquille O'Neill: "I can't really remember the names of all the clubs we went to." "Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical."  -Yogi Berra "I owe a lot of my parents, especially my mother and father."  -Greg Norman "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."  -Torrin Polk. Whether it is a confused cliche or mixed metaphor, or a person stating the ridiculously obvious or the babbled banter of a post-match interview, this magnificent collection of sporting quotes celebrates the glorious slip-ups of sports stars and commentators. Every imaginable sport is featured as are many famous sporting greats, proving that nobody is immune to the occasional dimwitted blunder.